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Sonia Brock early years
Sonia Brock,
daughter of Phyllis Fricker (née Brock) and William Fricker
A slightly younger version of myself than in the story, but still full of mischief

I Will Always Be A Member of the Bloody Pirates' Club

My father always wanted a boy. This was common knowledge in the family. I was the first born and the first disappointment. As soon as I was old enough to understand the problem I determined to remedy the matter by becoming a very thorough to

In the silent movies my mother watched as a girl, tomboys were endearing young women, saucy in their imitation maleness.

I possessed three important tomboy characteristics
  • Red hair
  • Freckles
  • I was skinny
I set about acquiring the necessary skill set.
  • Climbing trees
  • Scouting skills
  • A gang

A gang, you say? Yes, a gang. It was called the Bloody Pirates Club. I had been influenced by Robert Louis Stevenson and his imitators. I read Treasure Island again and again. In my own mind I *was* Jim, the boy adventurer, who travelled to the island and hung out with pirates.

Who was in the gang? Young males around my own age who lived within calling distance in the Veteran's Land Act subdivision called Sprucedale in the city of Chatham.

We had codes and secret passwords. We could signal in semaphore (I learned that in Girl Guides) and knew how to tap out S.O.S. in morse code. Most importantly, we had adventures.

The Thames River runs through Chatham. Most times it is a broad, tame muddy thing suitable for docking a yacht near the bottom of Tecumseh Park. In the Spring the tame Thames could turn into a raging torrent, clawing at its banks and, occasionally, flooding the main street. The Thames was just finishing its Spring run and was still turbulent when the Bloody Pirate's Club, out for a hike, discovered a partially sunken rowboat The boat was close enough to shore to grab, if a strong pirate, holding on to a river branch and supported by the rest of the piratical crew, could grasp it. We debated the situation. I was bound and determined to enter the boat and travel in it. The current was swift and strong. If it sunk we would not just be pirates without a boat, we would be drowned pirates.

We had to have the boat or be pirates forever land-locked. Ronnie Peters, who had more strength than brains, was gradually pulling the craft to shore. Being waterlogged it was heavy. He managed to turn it broadside to the current while trying to tug it towards us. The fierce river grabbed it like a dog a bone, pulled it out into itself where, unsupported by the muddy river bottom, the rowboat very promptly sank. I count that moment as a kind of fork or turning in my life. Had we succeeded I'd have been drowned. We returned home a very sober lot of pirates.

Our next adventure, riding the farmer's plow horse, proved equally unsuccessful. Another hike through a woodlot took us to a field where an enormous white work horse was placidly grazing. Repeated efforts to lure it near enough to a fence where we could mount the beast were thwarted by the horse's insistence on stepping away before one of us could land on its back. The highlight of that day was when Dick Blackwell (who grew up to become a math teacher) slipped on a rather fresh cow pie to the detriment of his wardrobe.

The last adventure of the Bloody Pirate's Club that I will tell you about was the tale of the partially cooked chicken. We were in another woodlot that backed up on a farmyard. A large hen had managed to work her way through the fence in search of better bugs. Bad move, Mrs. Hen, for the Bloody Pirate's Club has found you out. Intent on a chicken dinner we captured Mrs. Hen, holding her beak closed to stop the cackle. Not an easy thing to do with a large hen. We were faced with the terrible fact that, if you wanted to eat a chicken, you first had to kill it. I was the creative genius of the group and all eyes turned to me.

I had a habit of catching garter snakes and whirling them about my head to make them dizzy enough for me to examine them at my leisure. The hen had a long skinny neck and a round heavy body. Combining these facts with my knowledge of the physics of snake stunning I proceeded to whirl the unfortunate hen about my head while holding on to its neck. The hen died dramatically.

Next problem was cooking it. We had matches, we had dry wood. None of us wanted to pluck or clean the hen. We set her on the fire as she was, a kind of burnt offering. After a very tentative taste of the most cooked part we buried the evidence.

The title of this speech is "I Will Always Be a Member of the Bloody Pirate's Club". My mother, who had a wicked sense of humour teased me about my gang and unwisely, I told her ""I Will Always Be a Member of the Bloody Pirate's Club"

"Would you sign a piece of paper with that promise?," she asked. I told her I would sign it in blood but she said that wouldn't be necessary. Ink would do. I signed. She kept this piece of paper and as I advanced in years she would bring it out and ask if it still applied.

I always answered, with some embarrassment, that
"I Will Always Be a Member of the Bloody Pirate's Club"

Bloody Pirate's Club"

(C) Sonia Brock 1990